How to kill My Ex?
The #1 self healing book after a toxic relationship
The book ‘How to Kill My Ex?’ is an optimistic gift for friends who can no longer think clearly due to emotions that arise during a breakup. After reading this book, you know that ending a toxic relationship is the start of a new beginning.
© A. Morfati 2023
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Attempt 5 – An Epstein
Taking your own life is scientifically proven to be the simplest method of ending your earthly sojourn. Spiritually sensitive people, however, advise against this method because “you should never deprive yourself of something as preciousas your life. As punishment, in case of suicide, “your soul will float aimlessly on Earth forever.” You’re almost going to…
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Attempt 4 – Electric Boogie
This subtle murder in terms of execution is onlypossible if you still have a (seemingly) good rela-tionship with your ex. So good, that it’s normal tohelp her with some manly chores around thehouse. Like hanging a lamp or fitting a door. Youhave the key to her house and if she works then you do thechores.…
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A hilarious yet therapeutic take on the aftermath of a toxic relationship
In an increasingly polarized world, the qualities of a partner, or the red and green flags as they are now referred, publicize the prevalence of toxic relationships. But what happens beyond the red and green flags line when it’s all over? Author Alessandro Morfati’s new book, “How to Kill My Ex? – The Book,” takes a look…
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A hilaric handbook
Disclaimer: The author wrote this book as a satire and to discourage people from actually killing their ex-partner. The author, therefore, takes no responsibility for any actions arising from reading this book.
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This book was so helpful!
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